*Women -- already thin women -- who eat something and then tell you how much they'll have to exercise the next day to burn off those extra calories.
And don't invite me to lunch, either, because I don't want to watch you pick at your food.
*Folks who like to crow about their volunteerism/good deeds
Did I miss the broadcast memo?
*Someone saying to me, after I told them I was depressed: "Because of the dog?"
Yeah, and, by the way, I really don't care if I ever see you again.
*Being given a 50+ menu at a restaurant.
But not hesitating to order from it.
*People complaining about allergies/sinus problems -- then finding out they smoke.
You have now reached the no sympathy zone.
*Folks who think stay-at-home moms are always available.
Nope. Ask somebody else. If you can find them.
*People who don't have e-mail or who don't check their e-mail regularly.
Unless you're over 80 and related to me, if you don't have e-mail, you aren't likely to hear from me.
*Call-waiting or incessant checking of a hand-held whatever (while you're talking to me)
If it's not important enough to finish a conversation with me before starting one with someone else, you can save us both the trouble and e-mail me instead.
*Loud cellphone conversations in public.
I've yet to overhear anything I really needed to know. Other than so-and-so had finally made bail. But I didn't know him so I guess it really didn't matter after all. But it was fairly interesting.
*46 year old Craig Ferguson married a 26 year old woman
This just irritates me. No special reason. It just does.
Welcome to LIS!!
As an aspiring writer, I blog about whatever happens to move me at the moment -- though some posts contain serious content, my big-picture goal is to bring a little humor into an often humorless world! Welcome, y'all, and make yourself at home! Please make sure you update your bookmarks!
When you are offended at any man's fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger...Epictetus